Anonymous: What features does your little baby girl take from you? Maybe your freckles? okay idk but I'm want to know >u<

A couple, I dunno if they’ll go away later.

Her hair’s more curly then Van’s though.

Anonymous: Hey. Hey Manitoba. Heeeeeey. You and Van should get married and make more babies.

GO AWAY.

Anonymous: Is your baby a ginger

… Did you fail science? Of course not.

beautifulbitchofthewest:

Slurpees and Stuff: beautifulbitchofthewest: manisnowba: beautifulbitchofthewest:…

beautifulbitchofthewest:

manisnowba:

beautifulbitchofthewest:

manisnowba:

beautifulbitchofthewest:

manisnowba:

beautifulbitchofthewest:

OH MY GOD

… Fuck.

Oh my fucking god.

… is that a bad oh my god or?

No, that’s not a bad oh my god, dumbass.

…

*too bad, because she’s not letting go anytime soon* *breathes* There, I breathed. Happy?

*Kisses her forehead.* Your supposed to keep breathing…..

disgruntled-dogmusher:

manisnowba:

disgruntled-dogmusher a réagi à votre billet : Children aren’t supposed to play with fire though—
Yo.
Can I borrow one? It’ll be faster then chasing them around with a flamethrower.

What range, caliber, ‘nd power do y’want? 

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…What’re y’hunting, anyhow.

Anons.

… Should I be worry you sound like you have enough guns to make a boat out of them?

disgruntled-dogmusher a réagi à votre billet : Children aren’t supposed to play with fire though—
Yo.
Can I borrow one? It’ll be faster then chasing them around with a flamethrower.

Anonymous: do you have a tattoo

If I did you wouldn’t see it.

Anonymous: Children aren't supposed to play with fire though--

… Where the fuck are any of the states, I need to borrow a gun.

beautifulbitchofthewest:

manisnowba:

beautifulbitchofthewest:

manisnowba:

beautifulbitchofthewest:

manisnowba:

beautifulbitchofthewest:

OH MY GOD

… Fuck.

Oh my fucking god.

… is that a bad oh my god or?

No, that’s not a bad oh my god, dumbass.

 um…

*Pats her back awkwardly, yep he’s still convinced this is bad.* Ok, breathe first. Freak out and insult me second. You have the order backwards.

*Nope, just gonna hug the crap out of him*

*Ow, his ribs. Hugs her back a little less bonecrushing hard,* Alright at least try the breathing part.

Anonymous: Good luck with that, leprechaun ^.^

I’m going to burn you alive, asshole.