Slurpees and Stuff


      Uh, hey. I'm Manitoba and the middle child I think of a family of idiots. A lot of fucking idiots. And this is my tumblr. For yelling at them. And sending Ontario food porn. 'Cause I like food porn. And food. And beer. And making Ontario throw a hissy fit. So yeah if you wanna talk to me just send me an ask.

Super hero until May 26th due to Anons.
This is an RP account for a creation of IAMP and ctcsherry.
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Anonymous sent: I can take him for the night if it make up for feeding him sugar ~Saskatchewan

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… YOU GOT HIM ON A SUGAR HIGH? IS THAT WHY IT TOOK TILL 2 FUCKING AM TO GET HIM TO SLEEP?

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Anonymous sent: I was thinking of giving you ritalin for Alberta, but I don't really apreciate your punching me like that... continue not sleeping. -Magic Anon

You want me to fucking drug him?

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askquebec-jeantremblay sent: I could take you if I wasn't pregnant. I'd rater if you didn't beat 'im up, mainly because 'e already is dealing wit my mood swings so 'e already 'as enough to deal wit.

Could not.

And he fucking deserves an ass kicking.

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cattoo444:

manisnowba:

I AM NOT BABYSITTING.

I’ll babysit…. your newborn child shouldn’t be anywhere near Shrodigner or Manitoba anyway

Fuck you, I’ve been a fucking awesome father besides forgetting Littlefoot’s mom dies and Alberta getting all sniffley over it— wait is Shrodigner the one with the cat in a box?

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askontario-oliverstanley:

Oh come on.

I have gotten 12 hours sleep in the … week? Alberta has been a fucking kindergartener. Every second I try to work, or piss, or eat he goes and bolts and climbs a tree, or runs into traffic or someone feeds him icecream.

And I want to sleep and some little fucker is keeping me awake.

So I can fucking make a reason.

(Source: manisnowba)

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askquebec-jeantremblay sent: I'm saying tat if you beat me up. I'm waking up Alberta. You just got him to sleep, oui?

So I can beat up Ontario? Got it.

not punching out a pregnant chick anyhow. you fight like a girl when you’re a fucking guy

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Anonymous sent: Don't even think about it. Just be thankful I havent messed with you yet.-Magic anon

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cattoo444:

askontario-oliverstanley:

cattoo444:

askontario-oliverstanley:

…Hey, you can’t just beat us up for no reason.

I hear “free beers” is a reason…. just saying *crawls back in hole*

don’t encourage him

one day youre going to have to learn how to defend yourself. youre going to be a dad soon. 

I AM NOT BABYSITTING.

(Source: manisnowba)

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askquebec-jeantremblay sent: Apparently I can. You can thank the same fuckery that made Ralph a child.

So what your saying is beat up the anon. THEN you two?

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askontario-oliverstanley sent: I BLAME MAGIC ANON FOR JEAN'S PREGNANCY OKAY

DON’T STICK YOUR DICK IN IT. DID YOU NOT WATCH SPLICE?

WHAT IS THE LESSON OF SLICE? DO NOT STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT.

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