May 2013
Anonymous asked: What features does your little baby girl take from you? Maybe your freckles? okay idk but I'm want to know >u<
Anonymous asked: Hey. Hey Manitoba. Heeeeeey. You and Van should get married and make more babies.
Anonymous asked: Is your baby a ginger
beautifulbitchofthewest:
Slurpees and Stuff: beautifulbitchofthewest: manisnowba: beautifulbitchofthewest:… beautifulbitchofthewest:
manisnowba:
beautifulbitchofthewest:
manisnowba:
beautifulbitchofthewest:
manisnowba:
beautifulbitchofthewest:
OH MY GOD
… Fuck.
Oh my fucking god.
… is that a bad oh my god or?
No, that’s not a bad oh my god, dumbass.
…
*too...
disgruntled-dogmusher:
manisnowba:
disgruntled-dogmusher a réagi à votre billet : Children aren’t supposed to play with fire though—
Yo.
Can I borrow one? It’ll be faster then chasing them around with a flamethrower.
What range, caliber, ‘nd power do y’want?
…What’re y’hunting, anyhow.
Anons.
… Should I be worry you sound like you have enough guns to make a boat out...
disgruntled-dogmusher a réagi à votre billet : Children aren’t supposed to play with fire though—
Yo.
Can I borrow one? It’ll be faster then chasing them around with a flamethrower.
Anonymous asked: do you have a tattoo
Anonymous asked: Children aren't supposed to play with fire though--
beautifulbitchofthewest:
manisnowba:
beautifulbitchofthewest:
manisnowba:
beautifulbitchofthewest:
manisnowba:
beautifulbitchofthewest:
OH MY GOD
… Fuck.
Oh my fucking god.
… is that a bad oh my god or?
No, that’s not a bad oh my god, dumbass.
um…
*Pats her back awkwardly, yep he’s still convinced this is bad.* Ok, breathe first. Freak out and insult me second. You have...
Anonymous asked: Good luck with that, leprechaun ^.^
disgruntled-dogmusher:
manisnowba:
disgruntled-dogmusher:
manisnowba:
disgruntled-dogmusher a réagi à votre billet : … Y’seriously going t’make her honest?
I’m asking y’a question, Manitoba.
Can I just. Refuse to answer anymore questions?
I’m going to go hide with Lilly until I’m done being embrassed as hell.
…I actually haven’t ever seen Lilly.
Look. Just…You’d better do...
beautifulbitchofthewest:
manisnowba:
beautifulbitchofthewest:
manisnowba:
beautifulbitchofthewest:
OH MY GOD
… Fuck.
Oh my fucking god.
… is that a bad oh my god or?
No, that’s not a bad oh my god, dumbass.
um…
*Pats her back awkwardly, yep he’s still convinced this is bad.* Ok, breathe first. Freak out and insult me second. You have the order backwards.
ralph-talkin:
manisnowba:
ralph-talkin:
manisnowba:
ralph-talkin:
…. How about you shut up
Hey, I am insulting Oliver this time, not you.
…. I knew that
Right.
*Pats his shoulder.* Now if I stop mocking you about not knowing girls had vaginas, THEN I’m insulting you.
… You were still a shitty teacher
You were a shitty student.
Anonymous asked: Are you sure you can reach high enough to kick my ass, shorty?
ralph-talkin:
manisnowba:
ralph-talkin:
…. How about you shut up
Hey, I am insulting Oliver this time, not you.
…. I knew that
Right.
*Pats his shoulder.* Now if I stop mocking you about not knowing girls had vaginas, THEN I’m insulting you.
Anonymous asked: I'm a greyface, they pretty much already are black.
Anonymous asked: Ralph got angry because he had to watch porn to know how to fuck his boyfriend
disgruntled-dogmusher:
manisnowba:
disgruntled-dogmusher a réagi à votre billet : … Y’seriously going t’make her honest?
I’m asking y’a question, Manitoba.
Can I just. Refuse to answer anymore questions?
I’m going to go hide with Lilly until I’m done being embrassed as hell.
…I actually haven’t ever seen Lilly.
Look. Just…You’d better do y’job right. Make’r happy’nd keep her...
ralph-talkin:
manisnowba:
ralph-talkin:
manisnowba:
ralph-talkin:
I DON’T FUCKING KNOW. YOU WERE FUCKING MUMBLING HALF THE TIME I COULDN’T FUCKING HEAR HALF THE SHIT YOU WERE SAYING
Would you have rather I let France teach you?
… No
… Actually ONtario might have been worse.
… … at least he’d had told you how to bang your boyfriend
…. How about you shut up
Hey, I am insulting...
beautifulbitchofthewest:
manisnowba:
beautifulbitchofthewest:
OH MY GOD
… Fuck.
Oh my fucking god.
… is that a bad oh my god or?
ralph-talkin:
manisnowba:
ralph-talkin:
I DON’T FUCKING KNOW. YOU WERE FUCKING MUMBLING HALF THE TIME I COULDN’T FUCKING HEAR HALF THE SHIT YOU WERE SAYING
Would you have rather I let France teach you?
… No
… Actually ONtario might have been worse.
… … at least he’d had told you how to bang your boyfriend
sasskatchewan:
manisnowba:
sasskatchewan:
manisnowba:
Would you have rather I let France teach you?
why didn’t you just let Oliva explain it like she did with me
Because Ralph wouldn’t sit still long enouh for me to pawn it off on anyone else.
if it makes you feel better you probably did a better job then Eyebrow’s “don’t have sex or you’ll get pregnant and die” speech
...
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beautifulbitchofthewest:
OH MY GOD
… Fuck.
disgruntled-dogmusher a réagi à votre billet : … Y’seriously going t’make her honest?
I’m asking y’a question, Manitoba.
Can I just. Refuse to answer anymore questions?
I’m going to go hide with Lilly until I’m done being embrassed as hell.
Anonymous asked: You should grow a pair
disgruntled-dogmusher asked: ... Y'seriously going t'make her honest?
sasskatchewan:
manisnowba:
ralph-talkin:
manisnowba:
ralph-talkin:
manisnowba:
YOU GOT BORED AND STARTED ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS
I got bored because you did a shitty job.
WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO PUT ON PORN?
I DON’T FUCKING KNOW. YOU WERE FUCKING MUMBLING HALF THE TIME I COULDN’T FUCKING HEAR HALF THE SHIT YOU WERE SAYING
Would you have rather I let France teach you?
why...
Anonymous asked: Then you should propose before she does
ralph-talkin:
manisnowba:
ralph-talkin:
manisnowba:
YOU GOT BORED AND STARTED ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS
I got bored because you did a shitty job.
WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO PUT ON PORN?
I DON’T FUCKING KNOW. YOU WERE FUCKING MUMBLING HALF THE TIME I COULDN’T FUCKING HEAR HALF THE SHIT YOU WERE SAYING
Would you have rather I let France teach you?
beautifulbitchofthewest:
manisnowba:
….
I SHOULD GO CHECK ON LILLY
Leon’s already checking on her.
WELL.
I’M GOING TO CHECK ON STUPIDER BABIES.
LIKE RALPH.
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….
I SHOULD GO CHECK ON LILLY
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Hong Kong, she is completely serious when she says she will murder you.
ralph-talkin:
manisnowba:
YOU GOT BORED AND STARTED ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS
I got bored because you did a shitty job.
WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO PUT ON PORN?
Anonymous asked: but what if she does?
ralph-talkin:
manisnowba:
ralph-talkin:
manisnowba:
ask-republic-of-newfoundland a réagi à votre billet : Mani, Mani, Mani, Mani, Mani, Mani, Mani, Ilan, Ilan, Ilan, Ilan, Ilan, Manitoba, Manitoba, Manitoba, Manitoba
I love that there’s an “again” in that statement. xD
I HAD TO EXPLAIN IT TWICE.
TWICE.
Shut the fuck up or I will fucking break your legs
WHAT WAS SO CONFUSING...
ralph-talkin:
manisnowba:
ask-republic-of-newfoundland a réagi à votre billet : Mani, Mani, Mani, Mani, Mani, Mani, Mani, Ilan, Ilan, Ilan, Ilan, Ilan, Manitoba, Manitoba, Manitoba, Manitoba
I love that there’s an “again” in that statement. xD
I HAD TO EXPLAIN IT TWICE.
TWICE.
Shut the fuck up or I will fucking break your legs
WHAT WAS SO CONFUSING ABOUT SEX?
AT LEAST I...
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ask-republic-of-newfoundland a réagi à votre billet : Mani, Mani, Mani, Mani, Mani, Mani, Mani, Ilan, Ilan, Ilan, Ilan, Ilan, Manitoba, Manitoba, Manitoba, Manitoba
I love that there’s an “again” in that statement. xD
I HAD TO EXPLAIN IT TWICE.
TWICE.
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Anonymous asked: What if she proposes first.
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Anonymous asked: Also why /are/ you so short
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Anonymous asked: I won't stop until you propose
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beautifulbitchofthewest:
Hey, at least your boss cares if you show up. I didn’t go to work for a couple of months, and Christy took that as me wanting HST. *laughs a little bit, hugging him back* Either way, good luck not getting killed.
Only because everyone’s a whiny brat and he wants someone to shove paperwork at. *Gives her shoulder another kiss, then he neck.* Mhm. Can’t kill...
221bitssmallerontheoutside:
jeffskins:
jeffskins:
A CUTE BOY JUST TOLD ME I LOOKED NICE TODAY, WE ARE GETTING MARRIED
UPDATE: HE DOESN’T LIKE HOCKEY, WE ARE GETTING A DIVORCE
That is the most Canadian reason for a divorce I have ever seen.
sasskatchewan asked: Mani, Mani, Mani, Mani, Mani, Mani, Mani, Ilan, Ilan, Ilan, Ilan, Ilan, Manitoba, Manitoba, Manitoba, Manitoba
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giantmaple s’est abonné à votre blog
….. Holy FUCK your tall.
beautifulbitchofthewest:
No shit, I’m pretty sure everyone sleeps more than he does.
… I was supposed to do that? Not yet, I’ve been kind of busy trying not to pass out.
I’m pretty sure Ralph isn’t normal, some aliens left him here or something.
… *He’s just going to point to the sleepy baby, yes you should probably try.* You should probably try to take a nap too.
beautifulbitchofthewest:
manisnowba:
*He’s got a sleeping Lilly in his lap through either witchcraft or pure luck, just chilling on the deck trying to read.*
*BC’s on her fourth cup of coffee and her second day of no sleep because of Lily, so she’s just going to stare in awe* … how the hell did you do that?
Practice, I think she sleeps more then Ralph ever did.
… which isn’t...
*He’s got a sleeping Lilly in his lap through either witchcraft or pure luck, just chilling on the deck trying to read.*
sasskatchewan:
manisnowba:
sasskatchewan:
manisnowba:
sasskatchewan:
manisnowba:
OH COME ON.
IT’S SNOWING!?
mother nature is a heartless bitch
I still wanna take a flamethrower to my yard.
can you even OWN a flamethrower in this country?
I’ll make one then. The goverment doesn’t have to know
That won’t end well
I made a gun to shoot tennis balls covered in fire, how hard...
sasskatchewan:
manisnowba:
sasskatchewan:
manisnowba:
OH COME ON.
IT’S SNOWING!?
mother nature is a heartless bitch
I still wanna take a flamethrower to my yard.
can you even OWN a flamethrower in this country?
I’ll make one then. The goverment doesn’t have to know
