beautifulbitchofthewest:

Hey, at least your boss cares if you show up. I didn’t go to work for a couple of months, and Christy took that as me wanting HST. *laughs a little bit, hugging him back* Either way, good luck not getting killed.

Only because everyone’s a whiny brat and he wants someone to shove paperwork at. *Gives her shoulder another kiss, then he neck.* Mhm. Can’t kill me if I kick his ass first

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

jeffskins:

jeffskins:

A CUTE BOY JUST TOLD ME I LOOKED NICE TODAY, WE ARE GETTING MARRIED

UPDATE: HE DOESN’T LIKE HOCKEY, WE ARE GETTING A DIVORCE 

That is the most Canadian reason for a divorce I have ever seen. 

giantmaple s’est abonné à votre blog

….. Holy FUCK your tall.

beautifulbitchofthewest:

 No shit, I’m pretty sure everyone sleeps more than he does.

… I was supposed to do that? Not yet, I’ve been kind of busy trying not to pass out.

I’m pretty sure Ralph isn’t normal, some aliens left him here or something.

… *He’s just going to point to the sleepy baby, yes you should probably try.* You should probably try to take a nap too.

beautifulbitchofthewest:

manisnowba:

*He’s got a sleeping Lilly in his lap through either witchcraft or pure luck, just chilling on the deck trying to read.*

*BC’s on her fourth cup of coffee and her second day of no sleep because of Lily, so she’s just going to stare in awe* … how the hell did you do that?

Practice, I think she sleeps more then Ralph ever did.

… which isn’t a lot so I don’t know how I didn’t end up dying of exhaustion back then. *Shrugs and tosses the book aside.*  You pick a lullaby yet?

*He’s got a sleeping Lilly in his lap through either witchcraft or pure luck, just chilling on the deck trying to read.*

sasskatchewan:

manisnowba:

sasskatchewan:

manisnowba:

sasskatchewan:

manisnowba:

OH COME ON.

IT’S SNOWING!?

mother nature is a heartless bitch 

I still wanna take a flamethrower to my yard.

can you even OWN a flamethrower in this country?

I’ll make one then. The goverment doesn’t have to know

That won’t end well

I made a gun to shoot tennis balls covered in fire, how hard can this be?

sasskatchewan:

manisnowba:

sasskatchewan:

manisnowba:

OH COME ON.

IT’S SNOWING!?

mother nature is a heartless bitch 

I still wanna take a flamethrower to my yard.

can you even OWN a flamethrower in this country?

I’ll make one then. The goverment doesn’t have to know