Slurpees and Stuff

beautifulbitchofthewest: Slurpees and Stuff: beautifulbitchofthewest: manisnowba:...

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:06:26 -0500

Slurpees and Stuff: beautifulbitchofthewest: manisnowba: beautifulbitchofthewest:…
beautifulbitchofthewest:

manisnowba:

beautifulbitchofthewest:

manisnowba:

beautifulbitchofthewest:

manisnowba:

beautifulbitchofthewest:

OH MY GOD

… Fuck.

Oh my fucking god.

… is that a bad oh my god or?

No, that’s not a bad oh my god, dumbass.

…

*too bad, because she’s not letting go anytime soon* *breathes* There, I breathed. Happy?

*Kisses her forehead.* Your supposed to keep breathing…..

disgruntled-dogmusher: manisnowba: disgruntled-dogmusher a réagi à votre billet : Children...

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:32:03 -0500

disgruntled-dogmusher:

manisnowba:

disgruntled-dogmusher a réagi à votre billet : Children aren’t supposed to play with fire though—

Yo.

Can I borrow one? It’ll be faster then chasing them around with a flamethrower.

What range, caliber, ‘nd power do y’want?

…What’re y’hunting, anyhow.

Anons.

… Should I be worry you sound like you have enough guns to make a boat out of them?

disgruntled-dogmusher a réagi à votre billet : Children aren’t supposed to play with fire...

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:14:04 -0500

disgruntled-dogmusher a réagi à votre billet : Children aren’t supposed to play with fire though—

Yo.

Can I borrow one? It’ll be faster then chasing them around with a flamethrower.

do you have a tattoo

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:10:36 -0500

If I did you wouldn’t see it.

Children aren't supposed to play with fire though--

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:10:10 -0500

… Where the fuck are any of the states, I need to borrow a gun.

beautifulbitchofthewest: manisnowba: beautifulbitchofthewest: manisnowba: beautifulbitchofthewest...

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:37:02 -0500

beautifulbitchofthewest:

manisnowba:

beautifulbitchofthewest:

manisnowba:

beautifulbitchofthewest:

manisnowba:

beautifulbitchofthewest:

OH MY GOD

… Fuck.

Oh my fucking god.

… is that a bad oh my god or?

No, that’s not a bad oh my god, dumbass.

um…

*Pats her back awkwardly, ~~yep he’s still convinced this is bad.~~* Ok, breathe first. Freak out and insult me second. You have the order backwards.

*Nope, just gonna hug the crap out of him*

*Ow, his ribs. Hugs her back a little less bonecrushing hard,* Alright at least try the breathing part.

Good luck with that, leprechaun ^.^

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:49:33 -0500

I’m going to burn you alive, asshole.

disgruntled-dogmusher: manisnowba: disgruntled-dogmusher: manisnowba: disgruntled-dogmusher a...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:48:49 -0500

disgruntled-dogmusher:

manisnowba:

disgruntled-dogmusher:

manisnowba:

disgruntled-dogmusher a réagi à votre billet : … Y’seriously going t’make her honest?

I’m asking y’a question, Manitoba.

Can I just. Refuse to answer anymore questions?

I’m going to go hide with Lilly until I’m done being embrassed as hell.

…I actually haven’t ever seen Lilly.

Look. Just…You’d better do y’job right. Make’r happy’nd keep her that way, okay?

She’s sleeping if you wanna see.

… ~~I don’t normally make her happy?~~ Look— I’ve been carrying this stupid thing around for fucking months. I’m not not going to do this I just… suck at big romanticy things.

… I don’t fucking know how to make her say yes.

… Man th’fuck up and be honest.

Y’not going t’make her say yes with that box sitting in y’pocket. Tell’r honestly how y’feel, no matter how much y’stumble over it, then ask her. It doesn’t have t’be showy, just honest-t’-god Manitoba. No need worrying about’t. Th’fact that you’ve done this ‘s proof enough. Y’don’t need t’prove anything else. Drop down’nd spill y’heart t’her, even if it means vomiting on y’shoes in th’process. She’ll get’t.

…. Pretty sure throwing up on my shoes will not exactly woo her.

And I dunno, I wanted to do something special and stuff, not have everyone start screaming at me over this and BC having a heart attack. Especially people who don’t even seem to think I want to!

beautifulbitchofthewest: manisnowba: beautifulbitchofthewest: manisnowba: beautifulbitchofthewest...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:48:28 -0500

beautifulbitchofthewest:

manisnowba:

beautifulbitchofthewest:

manisnowba:

beautifulbitchofthewest:

OH MY GOD

… Fuck.

Oh my fucking god.

… is that a bad oh my god or?

No, that’s not a bad oh my god, dumbass.

um…

*Pats her back awkwardly, ~~yep he’s still convinced this is bad.~~* Ok, breathe first. Freak out and insult me second. You have the order backwards.

ralph-talkin: manisnowba: ralph-talkin: manisnowba: ralph-talkin: …. How about you shut...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:43:57 -0500

ralph-talkin:

manisnowba:

ralph-talkin:

manisnowba:

ralph-talkin:

…. How about you shut up

Hey, I am insulting Oliver this time, not you.

…. I knew that

Right.

*Pats his shoulder.* Now if I stop mocking you about not knowing girls had vaginas, THEN I’m insulting you.

… You were still a shitty teacher

You were a shitty student.

Are you sure you can reach high enough to kick my ass, shorty?

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:43:32 -0500

I AM GOING TO KILL YOU FUCKER

ralph-talkin: manisnowba: ralph-talkin: …. How about you shut up Hey, I am insulting Oliver this...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:37:35 -0500

ralph-talkin:

manisnowba:

ralph-talkin:

…. How about you shut up

Hey, I am insulting Oliver this time, not you.

…. I knew that

Right.

*Pats his shoulder.* Now if I stop mocking you about not knowing girls had vaginas, THEN I’m insulting you.

I'm a greyface, they pretty much already are black.

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:36:49 -0500

… I WILL KICK YOUR ASS THEN

Ralph got angry because he had to watch porn to know how to fuck his boyfriend

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:36:38 -0500

…

ralph.

there are books for this shit.

disgruntled-dogmusher: manisnowba: disgruntled-dogmusher a réagi à votre billet : …...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:32:38 -0500

disgruntled-dogmusher:

manisnowba:

disgruntled-dogmusher a réagi à votre billet : … Y’seriously going t’make her honest?

I’m asking y’a question, Manitoba.

Can I just. Refuse to answer anymore questions?

I’m going to go hide with Lilly until I’m done being embrassed as hell.

…I actually haven’t ever seen Lilly.

Look. Just…You’d better do y’job right. Make’r happy’nd keep her that way, okay?

She’s sleeping if you wanna see.

… ~~I don’t normally make her happy?~~ Look— I’ve been carrying this stupid thing around for fucking months. I’m not not going to do this I just… suck at big romanticy things.

… I don’t fucking know how to make her say yes.

ralph-talkin: manisnowba: ralph-talkin: manisnowba: ralph-talkin: I DON’T FUCKING KNOW. YOU...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:28:48 -0500

ralph-talkin:

manisnowba:

ralph-talkin:

manisnowba:

ralph-talkin:

I DON’T FUCKING KNOW. YOU WERE FUCKING MUMBLING HALF THE TIME I COULDN’T FUCKING HEAR HALF THE SHIT YOU WERE SAYING

Would you have rather I let France teach you?

… No

… Actually ONtario might have been worse.

… … at least he’d had told you how to bang your boyfriend

…. How about you shut up

Hey, I am insulting Oliver this time, not you.

beautifulbitchofthewest: manisnowba: beautifulbitchofthewest: OH MY GOD … Fuck. Oh my fucking...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:26:59 -0500

beautifulbitchofthewest:

manisnowba:

beautifulbitchofthewest:

OH MY GOD

… Fuck.

Oh my fucking god.

… is that a bad oh my god or?

ralph-talkin: manisnowba: ralph-talkin: I DON’T FUCKING KNOW. YOU WERE FUCKING MUMBLING HALF THE...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:25:22 -0500

ralph-talkin:

manisnowba:

ralph-talkin:

I DON’T FUCKING KNOW. YOU WERE FUCKING MUMBLING HALF THE TIME I COULDN’T FUCKING HEAR HALF THE SHIT YOU WERE SAYING

Would you have rather I let France teach you?

… No

… Actually ONtario might have been worse.

… … at least he’d had told you how to bang your boyfriend

sasskatchewan: manisnowba: sasskatchewan: manisnowba: Would you have rather I let France teach...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:24:38 -0500

sasskatchewan:

manisnowba:

sasskatchewan:

manisnowba:

Would you have rather I let France teach you?

why didn’t you just let Oliva explain it like she did with me

Because Ralph wouldn’t sit still long enouh for me to pawn it off on anyone else.

if it makes you feel better you probably did a better job then Eyebrow’s “don’t have sex or you’ll get pregnant and die” speech

…

I think everyone did better then that

beautifulbitchofthewest: OH MY GOD … Fuck.

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:20:28 -0500

beautifulbitchofthewest:

OH MY GOD

… Fuck.